The Fifth Chat - Hey Chicka Bum Bum...

Yeah thanks for your's too, didn't know you could get them that long...

What do you wanna ask?

How much do you read Citrus? I bet you do...

I don't, I can find better Smut on Fanfiction and Adult Fanfiction, yeah, I'm that pervy.

Can Beneath the shadows continue here, I really like the war RP thread.

Ouch... That hurt the ego...

So if you can find better 'smut than that' then you must have been reading the citrus thread...

BOOM MOTHER FUCKER!

So then how come you won't RP one?

Damn, I contradicted myself, yeah I've read it and this lemonade is nothing. I've read lemonade icecream stories that would make you quistion what king of fetish you'd be into.

Is that a challenge, ok, Ryan and Nuala, they seem like the really rough type in bed, let's see how much you can handle before getting a nose bleed.

Lol take a number...

Now serving number two...

I have no idea what that implied

Sorry sir, you are 437, please wait your turn...

Honostly though, I've never written smut but with the lemons I've read I might have a hand in making osme good knockouts.

DAMN, I hate the DMV

Are they realistic though?

HEY-O.

I see the topic here is fanfiction smut.

as in the average size and such, yeah, the internet hold many stories of lemons.

....huh??

6 inch or footlong?

you want me to spell it out? Some stories give out very good vivid detail of the clitoris and cervix when the phalis penetrates, this is sex ed 101 almost but on an extreme level.

The stories range from average size to 9+ inches.

Thats not quite what she meant, what she meant was the scenes that they act out, are they realistic in a real life situation?

Not penis size dick breath

Let's see now, some don't lead right into the lemon scenes, the stories move into the intimacy depending on how the character is at the times, many varients play out for the scene to commence. Most others are like a scene out of a doctor fetish with the docter asking the dude to drop his pants to make sure everything is in perfect physical condition. Sometimes it lead to the doctor telling the dude for a sample to make sure the patient is fully healthy.

Then you got the teacher scenes, detention, erection, many things combined that lead the female teacher to lick her lips for the fact that she needs something to help her itch.

Then you got your incest, father is gone for too long or he hasn't given love for many years after the son was born.

The dude is on a mission, he goes into a bar, he has the looks that makes a chick nearby to sway her hips over and purr into his ear for a good time.

I'm on a roll here on listing many scenes that can lead to sex, seriously, our race is horny, if not only the males but the closet pervy females as well.

You know, if I really want to get turned on by something, I just watch porn.

Just saying.

Fantasy much?

Fuck... Good effort bro...

Interesting... day we talk about sex... YAY